My wife chases me with scissors threatening to cut off my penis, says porn MP Neil Parish | The Sun

PORN MP Neil Parish says his wife now chases him with scissors threatening to cut off his penis.

The tractor Tory revealed on Lorraine today: "She chases me round the kitchen going snip or snap knowing full well what part of my anatomy she’s after."


Mr Parish resigned his Tiverton and Honiton seat after being caught watching porn in the Commons chamber by horrified colleagues.

He said his wife of 40 years Susan has stuck by him since the ogling saga – but now jokes about lopping off his manhood.

He told Lorraine Kelly: "In the end, talking to my wife who’s been hugely supportive of me over the years, she knows I’m no angel.

"In fact she chases me round the kitchen going snip or snap knowing full well what part of my anatomy she’s after. She knows what I’m like."

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The Sun revealed in April the Tory was caught watching porn by two female colleagues in Parliament.

After his identity was revealed, he fell on his sword and insisted he made the mistake in a "moment of madness".

He famously claimed he had been searching for tractors when he stumbled across the porn – which set social media alight with jokes.

Today the baffled ITV host asked him: "But how do you go from tractors to porn?"

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Mr Parish replied: "It was linked, the website was linked but naturally I’m not going to say how because I don’t want others to go on to the horrible site. I know people make fun of me that I’m the tractor porn man but I promise you, that was the case."

He also admitted he was "bored" in the Commons before a vote when he chose to view the adult videos.

He said: "It was at 11:30 at night and we were voting. I wasn’t in a part of the chamber you can ask a question from, waiting to go into vote, so in between votes you have about ten minutes…

"One of the problems with parliament and the voting system is – it’s no justification, but I got bored. You look at your phone. I used to look at cars and tractors during votes."

Mr Parish's resignation caused a huge headache for Boris Johnson after the Lib Dems overturned a huge 24,000 majority to win Devon seat.

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